Our broadcast tonight can be heralded as a fine example of what’s possible when primates move beyond throwing poop. Michael was frightened to the point of excretion, rather than go to jail children should be wiping more elderly butts, and $500,000 is nothing. You should take the JFK assassination tour, you COULD take the Manson Family tour, and ghosts are walking about Gettysburg. Evelyn’s Skype sucks, EVPs are the voices of the dead, and a number of tech blunders have been made.
Tonight’s broadcast marked a proud moment in human evolution. Evelyn and Michael talked about everything from the JFK assassination to thanking the 911 terrorists. Also on tonight’s show, AT&T and Apple are screwing us all, fat men are hiding guns in their flab rolls, and don’t post pictures on FaceBook of yourself dumping into a tin can.