What can I say? It was pure audio-gold tonight. Evelyn and Michael are now snorting Vitamin D, Michael wants Macintosh users disemboweled, and it’s time for another American Revolution. Michael was actually able to convince Evelyn of something, Satellite Internet blows, and Rush is passed over. Evelyn enjoys eating something called “Nigger Babies,” Requiem for a Dream will make you slit your wrists, and Yahoo is being run by old women.