Tonight’s broadcast extravaganza marked a number of firsts as Michael walks off the show, Evelyn and Curtis proceed to demonstrate the unimportance of Michael’s continued presence, and CBS doesn’t want your gay kissing advert. Tiger Woods gets a 9.2, and the iPad gets a 3. Avatar might as well have been an Alan Alda film, anti-Obama sites are hacked, and Curtis is haunted by banging ghosts.
Mordred joins us for our premiere broadcast of 2010 and subsequently fails to turn down his radio, Puerto Rican girls skip puberty, and audio bibles will save the Haitians. Google falls victim to Internet Explorer, in some respects you could replace your Macintosh with a See ‘N Say, and Evelyn gets frothy over Lawrence Lessig. You may not use financial aide to become a witch, Michael dreams of a violent revolution, and baby formula can kill.