On tonight’s broadcast, Evelyn reveals her apartment IS INDEED dark, foreboding, and unkempt in conformity with Michael’s suspicions, Michael has made an unhealthy hobby of wishing death upon certain celebrities, and Gizmodo is now using the “P” word in their whole iPhone 4G saga. Evelyn hits a brick wall with her religious Barbie doll story, Michael goes on his whole Catholic Church rant… again… and he’s also tired of third world countries who don’t know how to govern themselves. The Zoom H2 is a great EVP recorder, Senator Lindsey Graham is asked to “come out of the closet,” and face transplants are creepy. President Obama should just shut up, Blippy’s customers can now Google their credit card information, and Windows Vista’s product activation causes Michael to develop a brain bleed.
Tonight’s show featured an all-out, no holds barred knucklefest between Michael, Evelyn, and Nick of the Bedfordshire BNP (British National Party). Evelyn thinks the BNP are a bunch of kooks, and Michael wants to serve as their meeting-hall janitor (so long as Nick keeps the alien greys away). Josh calls in to win a free piece of junk from Evelyn’s dark, foreboding, unkempt apartment, the president of constitutionally ambiguous Blackwater (now Xe Services) gets indicted on gun charges, and Michael wants corporations to pay no income taxes. LightPeak might overtake USB 3.0 before the new USB protocol even gets off the ground, a bank robbery ends with a hug, and Michael suspects foul play in the tragic plane crash that took the lives of Poland’s president and others.