We expect to totally start getting the chics after tonight’s show. NetFlix doesn’t want Michael, Be Kind Rewind sucks, and the future is bleak for the Macintosh. Michael is stalking Evelyn with a webcam and she’s scared, Verizon probably won’t get the iPhone, and uploading pictures can be uproariously funny. Just ask Microsoft. SquareSpace sucks, Opera is a snarky, sneering, sniveling little browser company, and Pig Flu should kill the next reporter who tries to scare fat mid-western housewives over the whole thing.