Two nights in a row. It’s unprecedented. What’s happening around here? It must be related to Michael’s loneliness as Nabila continues her visit to Morocco. On tonight’s show: Michael spends Thanksgiving in isolation on the toilet, you should avoid the consumer plantation by staying home on Black Friday, and apparently there are no people with AIDS in Africa. Wikipedia appears to be in trouble, the failed former CEO of Ebay fancies herself qualified to be California’s governor, and the markets took a nose dive today. Leonard Peltier dies from a smallpox infected blanket, Roman Polanski will be getting his groceries delivered, and apparently it’s the policy of the U.S. Military to jail mothers who can’t find child care when deployed. Great.